One day the hubby got suspicious and asked, Tell me the truth, dear.
Is this third child really mine?
Yes, dear, replied the wife, but the other two are not.
When a bachelor marries, his wife has three qualities she is an
economist in the kitchen, an aristocrat in the living room and a devil
After a few years, sure enough the three qualities remain,
but not in the same order she is an aristocrat in the kitchen, a
devil in the living room and an economist in bed. 若干年後，這三項優點依然存在，
A couple came upon a wishing well. The husband leaned over, made a wish and threw in a penny.
一對夫妻來到一座許願井。 丈夫靠過去 ，丟下一個硬幣，許了個願。
The wife decided to make a wish, too. But she leaned over too much, fell into the well, and drowned. The husband was
stunned for a while but then smiled and said, It really works!
I asked my wife, Where do you want to go on our anniversary?
She said, Somewhere I have never been! 她說："那裏都好，只要是我沒去過的地方。"
I told her, How about the kitchen?
During their silver anniversary, a wife reminded her husband, Do you remember when you proposed to me, I was so overwhelmed that I didn t talk for an hour?
The hubby replied : Yes, honey, that was the happiest hour of my life
We always hold hands. If I let go, she shops.